As you mull over whether it’s worth dragging yourself to the mall to select your mom a Mother’s Day gift she’s unlikely to use or wear, think on this: you could be just about anyone, do pretty much ANYTHING, and your mom would still love you. In fact, she secretly kind of loves you at your worst, because it’s all those nutball foibles that make you You. How’s that for inspirational cheese? But it’s true, dear Sparklers—thus is the magical mystery that is mothers. To the mall!