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Committee of Cool: Prom Chat!

Committee of Cool: Prom Chat!

By Emily Winter

Emily: ARE WE AT PROM?

We are, right?

Josh: YEAH!
totes

Emma: WE'RE AT PROM!

Emily: I can tell because I'm cowering in the corner.

Emma: I'm nervously waiting for a critical mass of dancers before I bust out my moves

Chelsea: I'M DEFINITELY AT PROM.

why am i the only one in a tuxedo?

Josh: I can tell I'm at prom because my palms are sweating more than my pits

Chelsea: did you guys not get the dress code memo?

Josh: I wore a bow tie

Chelsea: which prom theme are you guys picking? I'M AT THE YULE BALL!

Josh: I'm in the 1920s

Chelsea: my feet are fine because i'm wearing sneakers. fancy sneakers.

Emma: you're all idiots
I'm at masquerade

Josh: because I'm a huge fan of flappers and flu pandemics

Chelsea: uhhhh, my prom has MAGIC and WIZARDS and VIKTOR KRUM. who's the idiot NOW, emma?!

Emily: I'm at Royal Ball because the light wallpaper makes me feel calm.

Josh: did you see me dancing?

Emily: YES

Emma: Josh, I love your dancing!

Emily: WE HAVE SEEN YOU DANCE UPON THE DANCE FLOOR.

Josh: Thank you!

Emily: What's your favorite song to dance to, Jish Taco?

Josh: Hmm... anything with so much bass that it makes you feel like you might throw up
I like to use the sick feeling I get standing too close to the speakers to inspire my dance moves

Emma: OK who is everyone's date?

Emily: a sack of mozzarella sticks

Chelsea: I WILL BE ESCORTING MYSELF TO PROM.

Emily: DOESN'T THAT HURT?

Emma: Jish, who's yours?

Josh: Anna Kendrick. NBD.

Emma: she has no lips, but okay
:/

Emily: is that your impression of anna k?

Emma: lol

Josh: Who's your date Emma?

Emma: My date is that one guy on Game of Thrones who HNDs with his sister
Jamie!

Chelsea: A LANNISTER ALWAYS PAYS HIS DEBTS.

Josh: Okay. See.
Now don't try to make me feel bad for taking no-lips, Emma

Emma: I think once he gets a load of my twerking, he'll forget all about old what's-her-name

Emily: Ahhhhhh!
I kind of have a crush on Bennedict Cumberbatch.

Emma: OK I DO TOO NOW!!!!

Chelsea: SO DOES EVERYONE. JOIN THE CLUB.

Emily: I would love him to be my date even though his face makes zero sense.

Emma: He looks so hot in Star Trek

Josh: His face makes me feel weird.

Emily: Do you guys watch Sherlock?

Josh: Of course!

Chelsea: sherlock is the greatest show EVAR.

Emma: http://www.mtv.co.uk/files/2012/12/24/benedictcumberbatchempre.jpg

Josh: Yeah. That's a good pic of him.

Chelsea: WOWZER. SOMEONE FETCH ME MY SMELLING SALTS.

Emma: look at his schmexy leather hoodie!

not every man can pull that off

Josh: But sometimes he looks like his face is made of clay:

http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/benedict-cumberbatch/images/32948022/title/benedict-cumberbatch-star-trek-darkness-special-footage-presentation-photo

Emily: sometimes his face is puddy in my hands

Josh: Uch

Emily: I am gross. It's okay.

Emma: puddy like putty or like pudding?

Emily: putty
i can't spell
where are my spelling salts

Emma: oh, I was hoping delicious, clay-y vanilla pudding

Josh: I like to imagine that he's made of pudding, because his voice sounds like butterscotch pudding

Chelsea: GOOD ONE WINTER!

Emily: woof.

Josh: nailed it

Emma: ok, speaking of pudding
what are we eating at prom?
there's a dinner part, don't forget

Josh: I brought pocket sandwiches

Chelsea: i am eating everything they eat at hogwarts like cupcakes and bread pudding and magic ham.

Josh: Why so many frowns from Emma at prom?

Emily: PROM QUEEN ALWAYS FROWNS

Emma: it's your fault, jish pocket sandwiches

Emily: IT'S HER J-O-B

Josh: No. They're delicious

I lined my pockets with aluminum foil

duh

Emma: what does one eat at masquerade prom?

Emily: I'm eatin' a veggie burger with chipotle mayooooooo

Josh: paper faces

Emma: like, what does the phantom eat?

Emily: anything covered in something else?

Emma: steak covered in fries

Emily: At Gatsby prom you definitely eat, um, cardboard.

Chelsea: i switch to masquerade prom. emma's meal wins.

Emily: Did they have food in the 20s?

Emma: yesssss

Josh: of course!

Emma: they definitely had cocktails!

Josh: I'm drinking bathtub Mr. Dew

Emily: More like MR. DON'T.
Bad.
bad one.

Chelsea: i'm drinking chocolate milkshakes.

Emily: I'm drinking liquid cheese.

Josh: That was supposed to be Mt. Dew

Emily: Should we go.. dance?

Emma: ok!

Emily: Emma?
what are you drinking, first?

Chelsea: I GOTTA GO CUZ I MADE MY HAIR VIDEO PRIVATE ACCIDENTALLY AND I GOTTA FIX IT!

Emma: I'm drinking sparkling lemonade obviously

Josh: obvs

Emma: it's kinda the phantom's signature drink
so....

Emily: IS IT?

Emma: MAYBE NOT
BUT I PANICKED

Josh: It is a drink full of forlorn and regret

Chelsea has left.

Emily: hahahaha
SEE YOU ON THE FLOOR

Josh: woo hoo!
Josh has left.

Emily has left.

Topics: Guide to Prom
Tags: prom, committee of cool, gchats, sparklife prom

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