Emily: ARE WE AT PROM?
We are, right?
Emma: WE'RE AT PROM!
Emily: I can tell because I'm cowering in the corner.
Emma: I'm nervously waiting for a critical mass of dancers before I bust out my moves
Chelsea: I'M DEFINITELY AT PROM.
why am i the only one in a tuxedo?
Josh: I can tell I'm at prom because my palms are sweating more than my pits
Chelsea: did you guys not get the dress code memo?
Josh: I wore a bow tie
Chelsea: which prom theme are you guys picking? I'M AT THE YULE BALL!
Josh: I'm in the 1920s
Chelsea: my feet are fine because i'm wearing sneakers. fancy sneakers.
Emma: you're all idiots
I'm at masquerade
Josh: because I'm a huge fan of flappers and flu pandemics
Chelsea: uhhhh, my prom has MAGIC and WIZARDS and VIKTOR KRUM. who's the idiot NOW, emma?!
Emily: I'm at Royal Ball because the light wallpaper makes me feel calm.
Josh: did you see me dancing?
Emma: Josh, I love your dancing!
Emily: WE HAVE SEEN YOU DANCE UPON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Josh: Thank you!
Emily: What's your favorite song to dance to, Jish Taco?
Josh: Hmm... anything with so much bass that it makes you feel like you might throw up
I like to use the sick feeling I get standing too close to the speakers to inspire my dance moves
Emma: OK who is everyone's date?
Emily: a sack of mozzarella sticks
Chelsea: I WILL BE ESCORTING MYSELF TO PROM.
Emily: DOESN'T THAT HURT?
Emma: Jish, who's yours?
Josh: Anna Kendrick. NBD.
Emma: she has no lips, but okay
Emily: is that your impression of anna k?
Josh: Who's your date Emma?
Emma: My date is that one guy on Game of Thrones who HNDs with his sister
Chelsea: A LANNISTER ALWAYS PAYS HIS DEBTS.
Josh: Okay. See.
Now don't try to make me feel bad for taking no-lips, Emma
Emma: I think once he gets a load of my twerking, he'll forget all about old what's-her-name
I kind of have a crush on Bennedict Cumberbatch.
Emma: OK I DO TOO NOW!!!!
Chelsea: SO DOES EVERYONE. JOIN THE CLUB.
Emily: I would love him to be my date even though his face makes zero sense.
Emma: He looks so hot in Star Trek
Josh: His face makes me feel weird.
Emily: Do you guys watch Sherlock?
Josh: Of course!
Chelsea: sherlock is the greatest show EVAR.
Josh: Yeah. That's a good pic of him.
Chelsea: WOWZER. SOMEONE FETCH ME MY SMELLING SALTS.
Emma: look at his schmexy leather hoodie!
not every man can pull that off
Josh: But sometimes he looks like his face is made of clay:
Emily: sometimes his face is puddy in my hands
Emily: I am gross. It's okay.
Emma: puddy like putty or like pudding?
i can't spell
where are my spelling salts
Emma: oh, I was hoping delicious, clay-y vanilla pudding
Josh: I like to imagine that he's made of pudding, because his voice sounds like butterscotch pudding
Chelsea: GOOD ONE WINTER!
Josh: nailed it
Emma: ok, speaking of pudding
what are we eating at prom?
there's a dinner part, don't forget
Josh: I brought pocket sandwiches
Chelsea: i am eating everything they eat at hogwarts like cupcakes and bread pudding and magic ham.
Josh: Why so many frowns from Emma at prom?
Emily: PROM QUEEN ALWAYS FROWNS
Emma: it's your fault, jish pocket sandwiches
Emily: IT'S HER J-O-B
Josh: No. They're delicious
I lined my pockets with aluminum foil
Emma: what does one eat at masquerade prom?
Emily: I'm eatin' a veggie burger with chipotle mayooooooo
Josh: paper faces
Emma: like, what does the phantom eat?
Emily: anything covered in something else?
Emma: steak covered in fries
Emily: At Gatsby prom you definitely eat, um, cardboard.
Chelsea: i switch to masquerade prom. emma's meal wins.
Emily: Did they have food in the 20s?
Josh: of course!
Emma: they definitely had cocktails!
Josh: I'm drinking bathtub Mr. Dew
Emily: More like MR. DON'T.
Chelsea: i'm drinking chocolate milkshakes.
Emily: I'm drinking liquid cheese.
Josh: That was supposed to be Mt. Dew
Emily: Should we go.. dance?
what are you drinking, first?
Chelsea: I GOTTA GO CUZ I MADE MY HAIR VIDEO PRIVATE ACCIDENTALLY AND I GOTTA FIX IT!
Emma: I'm drinking sparkling lemonade obviously
Emma: it's kinda the phantom's signature drink
Emily: IS IT?
Emma: MAYBE NOT
BUT I PANICKED
Josh: It is a drink full of forlorn and regret
Chelsea has left.
SEE YOU ON THE FLOOR
Josh: woo hoo!
Josh has left.
Emily has left.