IT'S HOT OUTSIDE
Or at least it will be very soon, and I await the day that the temperature hits 90 degrees with ever-deepening dread. I LOATHE being sweaty and sticky during the summer months, but alas, I was cursed by genetics (THANKS DAD, I LOVE YOU!) to become a walking, talking swamp monster from May through August. But Sparklers, if I'm gonna sweat, I'm gonna do it in STYLE—so I put together 20 cute, chic, BREATHABLE outfits for all of us to enjoy.
Now all I have to do is rob a bank so that I can afford to buy them (and to purchase several thousand sticks of extreme-strength men's deodorant, which is pricier than you might think). WHO'S WITH ME?? ANYONE? NO ONE? OKAY. JUST ENJOY THE CLOTHES WHILST I RISK MY LIFE FOR FASHION. NO BIGGIE.
Dagger Note: This post is in no way sponsored by H&M.com, Sephora.com, or Modcloth.com. These sites very generously allow us to use their product images (most sites do not), which is why they appear so frequently on SparkLife!