Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Hey there, Aries! Spring is in the air! This is what you would shout if you were some kind of mechanism-themed supervillain who had just fired an enormous spring at a superhero. "Time flies!" you might add, as your henchman pelted him with a bunch of clocks. Prom is in the air too, but very few supervillains have anything to say about prom. Mars is your ruling planet, and it is also in the air, so don't look for it around here anywhere. Your lucky collective name is "an ostentation of peacocks." Your rap name is Kangaroothless.