Joffrey Bieber Wins The Internet Today
Maybe you don't swoon over the high fantasy scandal-drama of "Game of Thrones." Maybe you don't scream and rend your shirt with excitement at the mere mention of Justin Bieber. But Sparklers, you will do all these things when you bear witness to the glorious interbred internet sensation that is JOFFREY BIEBER.
Basically, it's just what it sounds like, and it is most decidedly our new favorite single-serving tumblr. Some creative genius has finally realized how uncannily easy it is to photoshop Justin Bieber's head onto Joffrey Baratheon's body, and created a series of images in which... well, Justin Bieber's head is photoshopped (expertly!) onto Joffrey Baratheon's body. (For those not in the know, Joffrey Baratheon is the miniature psychopath who currently reigns from the Iron Throne on the HBO show, where his favorite kingly activities include beheadings, bullying his inferiors, and commanding naked ladies to beat each other senseless with leather whips, and not in a fun way, either.)
Our favorite of the bunch is probably this one, but they're all a blast, with bonus points for the ones in which the Bieberatheon mashup is sporting a decidedly period-inappropriate hands-free microphone. How might things have worked out differently for poor Ned Stark if only his captor king was a fun-loving Canadian playboy with a gift for writing catchy pop songs? What if the boy on the Iron Throne realized that all he needed was a beauty and a beat—and that beating beauties was totally uncool? What if the people of Westeros just lay down their arms against one another and BELIEBED?! This changes everything, you guys. EVERYTHING.
What do you think of Joffrey Bieber?