Manklers: We REALLY want dates! We want YOU.Sparkler Post
We don't care if you're aliens with two heads, although that would be SO EPIC. We don't care if you're Splurkers. WE DON'T EVEN CARE IF, in your opinion, YOU'RE THE MOST DRAB, BORING, AND AVERAGE GUYS IN EXISTENCE (although I really doubt that anyone who likes Sparklife fits into ANY of those categories!) So, Manklers, get thine derrieres to oboesapien's matchmaking thread. Vos princesses vous attendent!
Well? What are you waiting for?
Originally published on April 18, 2013.