Screw the Oscars—
—Clearly, the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards are where it's AT. Just look at all the semi-famous teen starlets, only 70% of whom I actually recognize! And how about the sliming of KStew as she picked up her award for Favorite Movie Actress—wasn't that something?! And the scads of blinding neon outfits, clashing brilliantly against the blinding neon background! Yes indeed, the whole thing was like some wild, wonderful dream, and now, we get to re-live that dream together. Cue up the Hathaway and prepare to be visually PUNCHED IN THE GUT.