65 Pickup Lines from the Open Thread

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Everyone loves a good pickup line, right? Well, here's a few from some of the best- Your friends from the Open Thread!

1. Is your last name Gilette? Cause you're the best a man can get.
2. Do you believe in love in first sight, or should I walk by again?
3. My name is [name], but you can call me tonight.
4. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
5. I lost my cell phone number...can I have yours?
6. My love for you is like diarrhea.... I can't hold it in.
7. I want to find the exponential growth of your natural log
8. Baby I want to treat you like my homework, slam you on my desk and do you all night long.
9. Are you a witch? Because I would love it if you have my wand a swish and a flick
10. I have 206 bones in my body, but baby with you I have 207
11. You're so beautiful, you made me forget my cheesy pickup line.
12. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
13. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
14. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
15. Baby youre so sweet you could put hersheys out of business.
16. Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number
17. Are you an interior decorator? Cuz when i saw you the room became beautiful.
18. There's the saying you shouldn't judge a bookworm by her cover, why don't you open me up and take a peek at what's inside.
19. Oh, you've got a little something, right there *rubs girl's face gently* Hmmm... Nope, I guess beautiful doesn't rub off!
20. Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
21. Do I know you? Cause you look JUST like my next girlfriend.
22. Hold up, girl, I've seen you before... Where was it? Oh, that's right! I saw your picture in the dictionary next to "SEXY"
23. did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
24. I . . . don't know any pickup lines and just want to go on a date with you.
25. If i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together
26. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, or a sentencewithoutspaces.
27. I may not be a genie but i can make your dreams come true.
28. If I needed to send you a sign with how much you mean to me, I would walk around the whole world going from place to place telling everyone to say your name at a specific time.
29. Are you Miss Universe? Because you are out of this world!
30. I play baseball and im pretty sure i hit a home run with you.
31. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
32. I am me and you are you dont you think we'd make a cute couple too?
33. I mean, as pickup lines go there is not one pick up line I can use that is as amazing as you.
34. Somebody better call God, cuz heavens missing an angel!
35. I know milk does your body good so baby how much have you been drinking?
36. You know, if I were a cartographer, it would be hard to place you on a map. Cause you are off the charts!
37. Are you a parking ticket? cuz you got fine written all over you.
38. Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
39. Do you know karate? Cuz your body is really kickin!
40. Im new here. Could you give me directions to your house?
41. I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell ya what, gimme yours and I'll see what I can do with it.
42. Baby, I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
43. Girl, if God made anything more beautiful than you, I hope he kept it for himself!
44. Your legs must be tired cuz youve been running through my mind all night!
45. Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you

And now, a few Doctor Who lines

1. Want to come into my hearts? I know it doesn't look like much, they've been locked up for a while, but I promise you, they're bigger on the inside.
2. If I were The Doctor, would you be my companion?
3. [Quietly dramatic inhaled breath] I’m sorry, I think BOTH of my hearts just skipped a beat.
4. Are you Amy Pond? cause i would wait for 2,000 years just to be with you.
5. Roses are red, the TARDIS is blue, I’ve all time and space, but I’ve come to see you.
6. Are you the silence? Cause I dont remember if I told you, but you are beautiful.
7. Are you a Weeping Angel? Because I could stare at you all day
8. You mean more to me than the TARDIS to The Doctor.
9. I'd burn up a whole sun to be with you. (refference to "Doomsday"- Season 2, Episode 14)
10. Are you a TARDIS? Cause when I look into your eyes it’s like I’m flying around the universe.
11. I’m no Rory Williams, but I’d wait 2,000 years to see you again.
12. A cyberman couldn’t delete you from my heart.
13. You don't need an Osterhagen key to turn me on!
14. You're so mesmerizing, I lost count of the shadows.
15. You must defy all the laws of time because you are timeless to me.
16. Life is short and you are hot.

Musn't forget Harry Potter!

1. Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
2. We may not be in professor Flitwick's class, but you sure are charming

And then a comic book few.

1. Is you name Jean Grey? Cause you are one Marvel, Girl!
2. Are you a marvel character? Cause you are MARVELOUS!

Originally published on March 3, 2013.