Bark bark. Woof woof. OKAY. I GET IT. Dogs are a decent enough animal, but they're no better than a chimp, or even a leopard. People praise them a lot on their intelligence, but I don't know that many "intelligent" animals that eat so much of their own poop. Man's best friend? Sure, but why is man's best friend so needy? "Feed me, pet me, I'll love you forever." Whatever. Dogs are alright, but I think I'm over them.