Who Was The Best-Dressed At the 2013 Oscars?

I DIDN'T. I really wanted to, but I don't have a television, so instead I just stared at my microwave and whispered "And the winner is..." every once in a while. It was even less fun than it sounds.

Anyway, now that you've been exposed to the abyss of despair that is my life, it's time for my favorite part of the Oscars: the FASHION RECAP. Click through this slideshow to see what all the starlets (and a few stud muffins) wore on the red carpet last night, and then hit the comments section to tell me who was your best (and, if you're feeling sassy, worst) dressed of the night!