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18 Comebacks for Proud Nerds

18 Comebacks for Proud Nerds

By Janet Manley

1. I know you are, but what am isotope?
2. The denser you are, the more undeniable gravity is.
3. Why don’t you make like a centrifuge and separate.
4. Make like a stereoscope and be nice be nice.

5. My temper is about reach a boil, and you do NOT want to inhale my hate vapors.
6. I want to believe that you’re a good person, but at your core, you’re just a nucleus surrounded by a cloud of negatively charged electrons.
7. Is your brain a nano?
8. Why don’t your hypothalamus and I take this out to the bike shed.
9. <img>ne being in someone else’s shoes for a change.
10. Make like a beaver and build a bridge to get over it.
11. Make like an ermine and grow a second pair of nipples.
12. Like magnesium, your ignorance burns bright.
13. I choose to neutralize your acidity.
14. You might be giving me the freeze, but your thermal print says you feel otherwise.
15. Read the sine: wave goodbye.
16. If you’re trying to ask me out, the answer is nitrous oxide (NO).
17. I find your attempts at humor conical.
18. Hanging out with you is like being attacked by pyrites.

Topics: Life
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Janet Manley

Janet's desk was moved into the hall for the duration of coursework on Roman numerals in grade four, and she cannot tell one Rocky from another to this day. Her spirit animal is a wombat, and she has not written a novel. Dauntless, Gryffindor, Mockingjay. She tweets @janetmanley

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