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11 Tips For Razzie Nominees

11 Tips For Razzie Nominees

By Bailey_Swilley

The worst in entertainment will be honored at the Golden Raspberry Awards this weekend. The Razzies are the opposite of the Oscars, where only the truly awful movies and actors can win. If you were so lucky to be nominated, you might want to check out our pointers on how to attend the awards in total awesomeness. We're looking at you, K-Stew!

1. Don't be sad you got a Razzie nomination. At least you get to be in movies at all!

2. That being said, consider unfriending whoever it was that told you the movie was a good choice for you.

3. Show up to accept your award.

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4. Have an Oscar already. Or receive one the very next day like Sandra Bullock did in 2010.

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5. Be prepared to laugh... at yourself.

6. Don't laugh too much at other people though.
That's mean.

7. Wear a rockin' outfit. Wear something purple or even better, attach lots of small gold balloons to yourself and be the Golden Raspberry.

8. Bring snacks, preferably raspberries. It's an awards show and they can run long, so you'll be hungry!

9. Reassure yourself that even if some people consider you the worst, your dog still thinks you're super cool when you smell like pizza.

10. Go out for pizza after the awards. And fill out an application at the pizza place. (You may need a day job after tonight.)

11. Do NOT watch the awards on video after it's all over. Cleanse yourself of the whole thing. And get to brainstorming on how to win more shiny trophies! Tip: Be more British or change your name to Meryl.

Who do you think should win at the Razzies?

Topics: Celebs & Stuff
Tags: movies, awards, advice, the academy awards, acade

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Bailey_Swilley

Bailey Swilley is a writer, web production editor, and comedian living in Brooklyn. She loves to talk about dogs, musical theatre, and celebs... especially Beyonce.

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