2. What is in your mouth? Stop biting me and let me put my fingers in your mouth!
3. My fingers taste like chips, huh? Huh? Yeah, they do.
4. Why are you the prettiest girl in the whole wide world? I'm going to eat you!
5. You want to lick my face, don't you. DON'T YOU.
6. I know you want to roll in dead squirrel, but then I'd have to give you a bath.
7. Uh oh, you smell like grassy barf. Got a tummy ache?
8. You are a handsome sassy gentleman and the whole world knows it!
9. Get down and show me your belly.
10. Who is a wiggly bear snuggle monster? YOU IS.
We LURRRRVE this post almost as much as we lurve puppies. What else do you say to your dog that you can't say to your fellow human peeps?