Maybe in an effort to be a subtle Valentine's Day grinch, you're putting a brave face on all your status updates this week...only to telegraph acres of angst via subtle hashtag. Since the only thing more annoying than someone who LOOOVES Valentine's Day is someone who LOUDLY PROTESTS the total lameness of Valentine's Day, we heartily approve. Here are some passive-aggressive V-day hashtags to get you going:
Who needs a Valentine when you've got a soul mate? #neverleavemesherlock
Waaaay too busy for v-day this year. #trebuchetsdontbuildthemselves
Still need to pick up the last of my Valentine supplies! #tacostwizzlerstissuestears
This...is going to be a v-day to remember. #puttingatuxedoonmydog
Aw, so much love in the air this time of year. #getaroomjerks
YUM, Valentine's candy!! #nobodylovesmewhynotchocolatecoma
So nice to see people celebrating their love unironically. Very inspiring. #it'sbeen1monthstopsayingit'sforever
I just realized all my best friends are dating each other. I'm a total cupid! #loadingmybowkatnissstyle
Nice to celebrate the holiday with those who are always there for me. #rereadinggobletoffire
It's cool when your friends act concerned about your happiness. Shows that they care. #singledoesnotequaldead
What's the funniest anti-Valentine's Day hashtag you can come up with?
Topics: Life
Tags: twitter, valentine's day, funny things, being single, anti-valentine's day, hashtags
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