"This is a table at my local library. It holds a special place in my heart. I'm head over heels for a girl who goes to a different school and this is the most common place we meet. She is amazing. She's beautiful in the way that brightens up a room and has a personality that brightens up my life. We've had history before, but we decided if we made it to my birthday, we'd take it to the next level. We made it. So Glinda, Frosty, Barium Beryllium, will you give me the honor of being your boyfriend?"