Saturday is GROUNDHOG DAY, which means Punxsutawney Phil—or an intern he's not paying—will be LIVE TWEETING his pillow face and winter bloat in the milky morning air of Pennsylvania. If he sees his shadow, we've got six more weeks of Snuggies; if he comes out of his burrow and is like "HERKK—what are all these people doing here, and also today looks overcast," then we are due for an early spring, yo! We cover both possibilities.
I slept for four months and all I got was this lousy top hat.
#FF @PotholePete @WhartonWillie
Honk if you're hibernating
You say "tomato," I say "marmot."
You have been Punxt
It is *how long* until next Hunger Games?! #back2bed
How much wood can a woodchu—nope, not feeling it #back2bed
My bikini body isn't ready for spring! #back2bed
I'm in the middle of a GoT marathon. Come back in six weeks.
The shadow knows!
Mary-Kate Olsen is marrying WHO?!
<3 Bill Murray
Not just a hat rack. Also a meteorological barometer.
You think sleeping all winter is bad, trying sleeping in headgear. #bucktoothed
Why did you let me sleep in?!
Did I win Powerball?
Maj case of bed hair. http://imgur.com/a/MtnW9
This beaver is coming in for a LANDING #landbeaver
This neighborhood is way too trendy.
WHICH WILL IT BE, SPARKLEGALLERY?