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Legalize Ferrets, Import More Chocolate, and 8 More Ridiculous Things You Can Demand From The Obama Administration In The Next 5 Minutes

By Brandon Specktor Jan 24, 2013

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Did you know the Obama Administration "does not support blowing up planets"? Where do you think he stands on Sasquatch protection? How about outlawing Daylight Savings Time, or making librarians mandatory? Thanks to the kind staffers at We The People, Whitehouse.gov's official online petition service, you can find out! Add your digital signature (or not) to the following bonkers-but-real petitions to the United States gov'mint.

Topics: Life
Tags: obama, slideshows, silly things, government, president obama, ferrets, petitions

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Brandon Specktor

For 22 years, Brandon was a fat kid living in Tucson, AZ, which gave him lots and lots of time to write. He now works at a magazine in New York City, but still loves writing almost as much as he loves muffins.

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