Teen Commandments... Wait, what?!

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I found these online, and I thought they were hilarious. :]

Read at your own risk:

1. Thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)
2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper)
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights. (cat fights anyhow... just start them)
7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. (Hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about sex. (like Nike says, "Just Do It")
10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)

     

So what did you guys think? Crazy, no? Whoever made these must have spent a lot of time thinking about these things. Now don't go and do these; I don't want you guys getting into any trouble.

Originally published on January 2, 2013.