I found these online, and I thought they were hilarious. :]
Read at your own risk:
- Thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)
- Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper)
- Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection)
- Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
- Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)
- Thou shall not get into fights. (cat fights anyhow... just start them)
- Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
- Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. (Hooters pays more)
- Thou shall not think about sex. (like Nike says, "Just Do It")
- Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)
So what did you guys think? Crazy, no? Whoever made these must have spent a lot of time thinking about these things. Now don't go and do these; I don't want you guys getting into any trouble.
Originally published on January 2, 2013.