Bathroom graffiti is a part of high school life, no matter what kind of school you go to. But you know you’re going to a really good school if the bathroom graffiti looks like this:
I (heart) Romeo Montague!
Geometry is for squares.
I bench 100 pounds—of European History textbooks!
Karen Helstrong does AP English.
Hi, this is Lisa Whitcomb, your high school guidance counselor. If you’re feeling stressed and need to talk, I’m in room 117 next to the attendance office.
Jared Pittsby is left-handed!
Denise Fongrel: “Full-ride scholarship.” That’s not a joke, I actually got a full-ride scholarship. To Brown. Signed, Denise Fongrel.
Si tu aimes le francais si plus, porquoi pas l’espouser?
Hi kids, this is Lisa Whitcomb again, your school counselor. I just wanted to say to the guys, don’t worry, I never come into the men’s room during school hours. So you don’t need to worry about me lurking in the next stall! Okay? Girls, I come into your bathroom sometimes, but I don’t listen to your conversations, I swear! And if I accidentally hear something, my lips are sealed.
For a pretty good time, call 777-FILM.
E = mc2
Ken Schmidt loves Moby Dick.
A2 + B2 = C2.
Hi guys, this is Ken Schmidt, and yes, I actually do love Moby Dick because it’s a really good book!!!
Your dad is an investment banker!
Actually my dad is an investment banker. So what? Isn’t everybody’s?
Hi guys, this is Lisa Whitcomb again. I couldn’t help notice the conversation starting here about investment bankers. While it’s true that some of your fathers are investment bankers, a lot of them do other things, too, and that’s okay! Drop by anytime, room 117!