Seriously, is it? We didn't see it.
Hot on the heels of this year's Oscar noms (om nom nom), the crack team of satirists and sociopaths who put together the annual RAZZIE Awards for Worst Achievements in Film just released their list of 2012 dis-honorees. Defying all logic like a vampire who sparkles in daylight, Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II earned a robust 11 nominations in only 10 categories!
The final chapter of what I can only assume is the story of an unsuccessful boy-girl indie rock band for Seattle managed to earn TWO nominations in the Worst Onscreen Couple category, honoring both milk-white series heroes Edward & Bella, as well as the pervy paranormal flirtations between Jacob (superpower: shirts are invisible on him) and Renesmee Cullen (superpower: remembers what the inside of Bella's stomach looks like). Which couple is most deserving of the Golden Raspberry (trade value: one tube of glitter)? Find out on Saturday, February 23, the night before the 85th Oscars ceremony!
Other front-runners in the Razzie race include the Adam Sandler/Andy Samberg family flick That's My Boy, an all-too-realistic tale of how one is a terrible father figure for the other. This one earned 8 nominations, including a Worst Actor nod for Sandler, but even this distinction pales in comparison to his record-setting win for Worst Actor AND Worst Actress in last year's Jack and Jill.
Also of note: Both the cast of the Jersey Shore and the puppet protagonists of The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (which you've probably never heard of because it's the lowest-grossing nationwide film ever made) are up for Razzies this year. We'd like to wish the best of luck to Schluufy, Goobie, Snooki, Zoozie, Pauly, Toofie, Marvin Milkshake, and The Situation.
OK. Now here's the rest:
Worst Picture
Battleship
The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
That's My Boy
A Thousand Words
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Worst Screen Couple
Any two cast members from Jersey Shore in The Three Stooges
Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Tyler Perry and his drag in Madea's Witness Protection
Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, or Susan Sarandon in That's My Boy
Worst Actress
Katherine Heigl - One for the Money
Milla Jovovich - Resident Evil: Retribution
Tyler Perry - Madea's Witness Protection
Kristen Stewart - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II / Snow White and the Huntsman
Barbra Streisand - The Guilt Trip
Worst Actor
Nicolas Cage - Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance / Seeking Justice
Eddie Murphy - A Thousand Words
Robert Pattinson - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Tyler Perry - Alex Cross / Good Deeds
Adam Sandler - That's My Boy
Worst Supporting Actress
Jessica Biel - Playing For Keeps / Total Recall
Brooklyn Decker - Battleship / What to Expect When You're Expecting
Ashley Greene - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Jennifer Lopez - What to Expect When You're Expecting
Rihanna - Battleship
Worst Supporting Actor
David Hasselhoff - Pirannha 3-DD
Taylor Lautner - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Liam Neeson - Battleship / Wrath of the Titans
Nick Swardson - That's My Boy
Vanilla Ice - That's My Boy
Worst Screen Ensemble
Battleship
The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
That's My Boy
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Madea's Witness Protection
Worst Screenplay
Atlas Shrugged Part II
Battleship
That's My Boy
A Thousand Words
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Worst Director
Sean Anders - That's My Boy
Peter Berg - Battleship
Bill Condon - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Tyler Perry - Good Deeds / Madea's Witness Protection
John Putch - Atlas Shrugged: Part II
Worst Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel
Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance
Pirannha 3-DD
Red Dawn
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Madea's Witness Protection
Who do you think is the literal worst this year in movies?
Topics: Life
Tags: twilight, movies, horrible things, bad movies, razzies, the razzies
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