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If Shakespeare Were in High School Today

If Shakespeare Were in High School Today

What would he say? We have a few ideas...

What's in a username? That which we call an xxRose94 by any other name would still smell like my keyboard.

All that glitters is not bling.

All the world's a YouTube stage, and all the men and women merely playas. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man named Justin Bieber in his time plays many parts.

A man can die but once, unless he pays for the app upgrade.

Good night, good night. Parting biology lab is such sweet sorrow
That I shall say good night till we dissect worms tomorrow.

To sleep perchance to drool. #1stperiod

Get thee to an all-girls Catholic high school.

Is this a Chelsea Dagger which I see before me, her Twitter handle pointing to MY Twitter handle?!

Now is the hot winter of global warming's discontent.

Though this be March Madness, yet there is method in it.

The common curse of man—folly and ignorant autocorrect.

To be or not to be, at prom with me. That is the question...that I really hope I don't have to ask another girl.

If you poke us, do we not bleed? If you @ us, do we not laugh? If you unfriend us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not block you as revenge?

The locker is out of joint, O beloved janitor
That ever you were born to set it right!

Et tu, Bruno Mars?!

Topics: Life
Tags: shakespeare, high school, school, quotes, lists

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