AHOY FROM PARADISE, SPARKDARLINGS.
By the time you read this, I'll be lounging in front of a crackling fire in COLORADO, surrounded by glorious mountain ranges, foxy lumberjacks, and all the Cheez-its a Dagger could ever dream of. Truth be told, this slideshow is the last task I must complete before I jump on a plane and jet off to my wondrous home state, and so I'm going to make quick work of it. I'll stick to the basics: just the 50 most beautiful, breathtaking gowns of 2012, and the stunning starlets who wore them. LET'S GET 'ER DONE, BUTTS. THE LUMBERJACKS ARE WAITING.