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15 Signs Your SO Needs a Kick in the Pants

15 Signs Your SO Needs a Kick in the Pants

By Shivani

1. He lost your hamster
2. She checks your emails/texts


3. He stole your One Direction poster and won’t give it back
4. She won’t take down her shrine to Joseph Gordon Levitt
5. He licked your face repeatedly while kissing you
6. She keeps flaking out on your dates
7. He won’t take you to the Ice Capades
8. He friended your mom on facebook
9. She literally won’t stop saying “literally”
10. He keeps getting your hair caught in his watch
11. She won’t stop texting when you’re spending time together
12. He likes talking through movies
13. She keeps getting her fake tan all over the place
14. He has repeatedly serenaded you with T-Swift’s “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
15. She keeps trying to feed the rabid squirrels in the park

Does your SO need a swift boot to the nether regions?

Topics: Life
Tags: relationships, breakups, lists

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About the Author
Shivani

Shivani is a blogger and college student living in Miami, Florida. She’s usually rocking a serious topknot and always trying to realize her life’s ambition of getting her own reality show. In her spare time she blogs about boys, school, and makeup on www.missaluru.wordpress.com. Follow her on Twitter @Shivani_Aluru.

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