You know why they're called "celebrities?" Because we celebrate their talent, their ineffable coolness, their dash of flair, their charm, their charisma, their brilliance, and, yes, sometimes their extraordinary attractiveness. There are no losers up in the Bracket, but we can have only one winner. Who will it be? You-Can-Chace-Me-Around-the-House-Anytime Crawford or Zefron?