We here at MindHut would like to take the time to wholeheartedly apologize for these magicians. They are excruciatingly horrible. Honestly, we really wanted to put together an awesome magic show for you guys, but everyone who auditioned was like this. In short, it was a fiasco. Nonetheless, we promised them all we'd feature them here on the site, so we're contractually obligated to do so, even though they are exceedingly terrible, and in many cases, disturbing beyond belief. So happy Thanksgiving, and please enjoy these fledgling magicians as much as you possibly can, and just be thankful your mom never hired them to entertain at any of your birthdays.