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Ninjas in the Modern World

By Vadim Newquist Nov 19, 2012

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It's not easy being a ninja these days. As time marches forward, their mercenary ways have become incompatible with the modern world. Bowing to societal pressures, they've been forced to adapt, taking on non-ninja like jobs and taking interest in totally un-ninja like things. You think they're all about covert espionage and throwing stars? Think again!

Topics: Life, Mindhut
Tags: coldplay, ninjas, slideshows, dancing, life, funniest, carly rae jepsen

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About the Author
Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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