SO MANY AWESOME OUTFITS, SO LITTLE TIME
I am about to depart for a week-long vacation in my glorious home state of Colorado, and in order to ease the pain of my temporary absence, I decided to craft you this interminable slideshow of celebs in fancy duds. HOWEVER, since I've only got 17 minutes until I have to leave, I'm going to keep the captions short, mildly funny-ish, and ALL-CAPS—because that's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like 'em.
(This is off to a bad start.)
HERE WE GO!