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BODY TYPE POLL: Are You an Hourglass or a Potato? A Boyish Washboard, Perhaps? WE WANT TO KNOW.

BODY TYPE POLL: Are You an Hourglass or a Potato? A Boyish Washboard, Perhaps? WE WANT TO KNOW.

By Chelsea Dagger

HULLO, BUTTS. Our resident tech wizards recently invented some sort of magic robot that allows us to place POLLS inside our posts—which basically means that we here are SparkLife are REVOLUTIONIZING THE INTERWEBS. It also means that we get to ask you loads of questions and wait with bated breath to read your answers, which is one of our top 3 favorite ways to pass the time (the other two ways are "DAN BALL," a game in which we launch Dan Bergstein back and forth across the office using several giant catapults, and eating icing). Today, we want to know how you identify your body type (if you identify it at all); there are so many odd, outdated terms out there, and we're desperate to find out what the cool street lingo is these days. HALP.

Poll Question

I'd describe my body type as...

Topics: Life, Beauty
Tags: body image, polls, body type

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About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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