HAPPY FRIDAY, BUTTS!
You made it through yet another week of math homework, falling asleep during gym class (that's dangerous! There are shuttlecocks flying every which way!), and asking your crush if you can try on his retainer so you know what his spit tastes like, and then awkwardly trying to play the whole thing off as a joke (we've all been there, pal). THUS, you deserve to be rewarded.
I wish I could give you each a bucket of ice cream covered in sprinkles made of rolled-up $20 bills, but it would be nearly impossible to get all those buckets in the mail before the ice cream melted, and besides, some of you might be lactose intolerant. So instead, please accept this celeb fashion recap as my congratulatory gift to you, and try to forget about how delicious those money sprinkles would have tasted. Thinking about them will only make this harder.