Have you guys heard of Walking Tacos? They're a bag of crushed Fritos filled with all the other stuff that make tacos tacos—basically, a portable smorgasbord of ground beef, cheese, and Frito goodness. Then you just get a fork (actually, I think the spork might have been created solely to aid in the eating of this culinary masterpiece) and go to town. In the interest of fair play, we've decided to come up with some other versions of walking tacos. Let's get cooking!
Walking Thanksgiving Dinner
1 turkey, insides all cleared out
Directions: Stuff the turkey with all ingredients, cook for however long you cook a turkey at whatever oven temperature required, then take it out. Let it cool. Pick it up. Put it into the Baby Bjorn. Grab a fork. Go for a stroll and eat your dinner—but don't forget the true meaning of Thanksgiving and remember to invite your whole family to come too.
Lasagna noodles, pre-cooked
Directions: Fashion the cooked lasagna noodles into the shape of a running sneaker. Layer the other ingredients inside it. Cook it. Once cooled, place your foot inside your lasagna sneaker. Go running. Eat as you go!
Makin' it Rain Chicken Surprise
4 Unpeeled bananas
Directions: Fill the bag with all ingredients. Paid a dollar sign on the outside of the bag. Give 'em a shake. Run around town, asking people "You want some money?!" When the reach out to take the bag, pull out a chicken drumstick and a shoelace, hand it to them and say "Surprise!". Then, eat the bananas.
Limonada Par Avion
1 taco seasoning packet
A cup of lemonade
A letter to your grandma
Directions: Write a letter to your grandma with all the year's accomplishments on it. Put it in the envelope along with your four kisses, and the contents of one seasoning packet. Give it to your mailman along with the cup of lemonade because it's hot and he's probably thirsty. Afterwards, go to Chipotle and get a burrito!
A trash bag
Everything that's already in it
Directions: Open the trash bag. Pour in the minestrone soup. Wait for the apocalypse to come and you're starving. Eat what's in the bag. You'll be glad you had the foresight for this event.
Choco-Beef Pennies from Heaven
Your own pockets
Two beef bouillon cubes
1 Sponge, cut in half
Directions: Fill up your pockets with melted chocolate and 1 beef bouillon cube apiece. Cut a sponge in half and place one side in each pocket. Take your spare change to a bank and get some dollars for it. That's it.
We're definitely going to try the Makin' It Rain Chicken Surprise. What's the coolest/grossest/best portable culinary masterpiece you can think of?