We conducted a completely, genuinely not real poll and found that 98% of students find the essay portion of a college application to be the most daunting. While that essay is meant to stand out and show enrollment offices why you belong on that campus, it can be long night of writing and re-writing. Of course, once you've nailed it you must think of a title. Your essay needs a title that will pique curiosity and inform the reader that this is no ordinary application. It needs to distinguish yourself from the rest of the pack. It needs to represent you and your work. Having said that, we advise you to never, ever, ever, EVER use the following titles:
You Can't Follow Success on Twitter
I Am Totes Psyched For College
Hannah Montana: The Untold Story
Really, Really Intellajint
Is Baby Corn Real or Do They Shrink Regular Corn?
Santa Claus: Real American Hero
Finding a Cure for a Case of the Mondays
My Life in a GAP Dressing Room
Smell This: The Battle to Finish the Milk Before it Spoils
Bleep Blip Blop, I'm a Silly Robot
Essay Thingamabob with Words 'n Stuff
My Dad Was On MTV Once
The Key to Success as Written from the Point of View of IKEA Instructions
The Cow Goes "Moo"…Or Does It?
The 100% True Story of How I Learned All the Words to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" Theme Song
Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Pt. 2
Got any other horrible admissions titles? Add them in the comments!