We know that Frankenstein is the scientist, and Frankenstein's MONSTER is the green guy, but for simplicity's sake, we're just calling him Frankenstein in this Halloween G Chat.
Frankenstein: Dude! Its been so long!
Dracula: OMG Fran. What you been up to?
Frankenstein: Just traveling across Antarctica. I have really bad reception here so I'm surprised I'm picking you up. I haven't talked to anyone in seems like years. Since Switzerland, I think.
Dracula: You haven't heard about the Invisible Man, then?
Frankenstein: What? What's up?
Dracula: He died.
Dracula: I'm sorry. I would've told you in person, but... you know.
Frankenstein: Did he die well?
Dracula: Got killed by a mob.
Frankenstein: I hate those. But then again, he was a mad scientist, and I hate those too. How is Gregor?
Dracula: Samsa? Metamorphosis-guy?
Dracula: He's dead too.
Frankenstein: No! Did an angry mob kill him too?
Dracula: No. He got killed by the desire to not burden his family. And an apple. He got killed by an apple too.
Frankenstein: What are you doing these days? Still rooming in Transylvania?
Dracula: I moved to England. I'm trying to start a sort of vampire revival, you know?
Frankenstein: Cool! Hey man, I gotta go. My creator is pursuing me to the ends of the earth.
Dracula: Yeah, I better go too. Going to hang out with my girl.
Frankenstein: You have a girlfriend?
Dracula: Yeah. Her name's Lucy.
Frankenstein: I want a girlfriend. I tried to threaten my creator into making one but he got sassy and destroyed the work-in-progress so I killed his wife.
Dracula: Geez, dude. Maybe if you hung out with normal people you'd get a normal girlfriend.
Frankenstein: Oh please. Tell me that when you and your girlfriend are "hanging out," she's actually awake.
Dracula: I really should go. Later hater