Chat Between Dracula and Frankenstein

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We know that Frankenstein is the scientist, and Frankenstein's MONSTER is the green guy, but for simplicity's sake, we're just calling him Frankenstein in this Halloween G Chat.

Frankenstein: Dude! Its been so long!

Dracula: OMG Fran. What you been up to?

Frankenstein: Just traveling across Antarctica. I have really bad reception here so I'm surprised I'm picking you up. I haven't talked to anyone in seems like years. Since Switzerland, I think.

Dracula: You haven't heard about the Invisible Man, then?

Frankenstein: What? What's up?

Dracula: He died.

Frankenstein: ...

Dracula: I'm sorry. I would've told you in person, but... you know.

Frankenstein: Did he die well?

Dracula: Got killed by a mob.

Frankenstein: I hate those. But then again, he was a mad scientist, and I hate those too. How is Gregor?

Dracula: Samsa? Metamorphosis-guy?

Frankenstein: Yeah.

Dracula: He's dead too.

Frankenstein: No! Did an angry mob kill him too?

Dracula: No. He got killed by the desire to not burden his family. And an apple. He got killed by an apple too.

Frankenstein: ...ok.

Dracula: So.

Frankenstein: What are you doing these days? Still rooming in Transylvania?

Dracula: I moved to England. I'm trying to start a sort of vampire revival, you know?

Frankenstein: Cool! Hey man, I gotta go. My creator is pursuing me to the ends of the earth.

Dracula: Yeah, I better go too. Going to hang out with my girl.

Frankenstein: You have a girlfriend?

Dracula: Yeah. Her name's Lucy.

Frankenstein: I want a girlfriend. I tried to threaten my creator into making one but he got sassy and destroyed the work-in-progress so I killed his wife.

Dracula: Geez, dude. Maybe if you hung out with normal people you'd get a normal girlfriend.

Frankenstein: Oh please. Tell me that when you and your girlfriend are "hanging out," she's actually awake.

Dracula: I really should go. Later hater