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Ways Not To Deal With Your Secret Crush


There's nothing wrong with being slightly unattainable; it will make people try even harder to attain you. But occasionally, some deeply confusing part of you will take this to unreasonable extremes, without you even realizing what's happening. "I like Andy!" you'll tell someone. "I like you!" Andy will tell you. "What's that I just heard? It sounded like some ugly dork, nerding it up," your mouth will blurt out. "What are you doing??" your brain will wonder. "May I have some tacos," your stomach will inquire. In the end, you will wind up being snobby and mean for no reason that you can fathom, and after you have repeatedly ignored and maligned your crush, you will be left with nothing at all, except perhaps tacos.

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