Things That Should Not Smell/Taste Like Pumpkin Spice

Every fall brings the crackly-fireplace deliciousness of pumpkin spice—that miraculous combo of cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, ginger and allspice. It's the aromatic mix that turns the regular goodness of dessert/candles/coffee into SO AMAZING MY FACE JUST FELL OFF AND I DON'T CARE.

While pumpkin spice is wonderful and irresistible, there are a few places where is just doesn't (and never will) belong:

• Sushi
• Jail, prison, or any other kind of detention center
• The DMV
• Danger
• Gasoline/jet fuel
• Lint
• Iocane powder
• Bodily effluvia
• Mold
• Ferrets
• Heavy metal band Slipknot
• Amphibians
• The process known as smelting
• Peat moss
• Toupees
• Luchadores
• Nautical instruments
• Industrial-sized buckets of mayonnaise
• Disposable diapers
• Actual pumpkins

What else should never taste or smell like pumpkin?