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Things That Should Not Smell/Taste Like Pumpkin Spice

Every fall brings the crackly-fireplace deliciousness of pumpkin spice—that miraculous combo of cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, ginger and allspice. It's the aromatic mix that turns the regular goodness of dessert/candles/coffee into SO AMAZING MY FACE JUST FELL OFF AND I DON'T CARE.
While pumpkin spice is wonderful and irresistible, there are a few places where is just doesn't (and never will) belong:
- Sushi
- Jail, prison, or any other kind of detention center
- The DMV
- Danger
- Gasoline/jet fuel
- Lint
- Iocane powder
- Bodily effluvia
- Mold
- Ferrets
- Heavy metal band Slipknot
- Amphibians
- The process known as smelting
- Peat moss
- Toupees
- Luchadores
- Nautical instruments
- Industrial-sized buckets of mayonnaise
- Disposable diapers
- Actual pumpkins
What else should never taste or smell like pumpkin?
Topics: Life
Tags: fall, pumpkins, lists, fall foods, pumpkin spice
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