An awards show happens, famous people show up, and I offer heartbreakingly profound commentary on their fancy digs. ("Digs" means "shoes," right? Am I cool yet?) Bu this time around, I'm going to do something revolutionary, innovative, and lazy: instead of writing an insightful, hilarious (read: excrutiatingly dull, stupor-inducing) paragraph to accompany each photo, I'll be serving up my opinion in a single phrase—sudden-death-snap-judgement style. It should make the whole experience vastly less painful for all of us (or possibly vastly more painful, but there's no way to tell until we've tried it). ONWARD TO ALL CAPS AND SENTENCE FRAGMENTS, BUTTS!
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