Fashion slideshow are exhausting.
First I have to find all the pictures of celebrities, and then I have to upload them to the interwebs using a tiny robot called a "computer," and THEN I have to think of 27 hilarious jokes about dresses. HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO THINK UP 27 JOKES ABOUT DRESSES?! And pants-related jokes aren't any easier. The whole thing is just a disaster. But as you butts know, I'll do anything to make you happy, so here, for your viewing pleasure, is a slideshow of your favorite stars at last night's Video Music Awards. Some of them looked fabulous, and some of them looked less fabulous, and others of them looked okay-ish. EXCITED?! Well lower your expectations. I can't be a laugh-riot every day.