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August Horoscopes

By Jon_Skindzier Aug 3, 2012

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Absence makes the heart grow fonder; ab sense makes the abs grow smarter. This would be the perfect branding for an exercise-related energy drink. Someone in your life may be trying to get in touch with you and/or your abs, so keep your eyes peeled for romantic advances. Don't actually peel your eyes, or not even intelligent abs will help you. Your lucky HTTP status code is 508 (Loop Detected). Your lucky duck is John D. Rockerduck.
Topics: Life
Tags: horoscopes, fate, life, horoscope slideshows, august horoscopes, destiny

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