Anyone who can tell me what "ESPY" actually stands for. I tried guessing ("Extra Special Pony Yodeling," perhaps?) but then I realized that I only know two words that begin with the letter "Y" (the other is "yogurt") and I gave up. But just because I have the vocabulary of a baby hippopotamus, doesn't mean I can't appreciate the awesome outfits that made an appearance at last night's award show. Click through the slideshow to see what some of your favorite stars wore—and if anyone accurately deciphers "ESPYs" for me, I shall give you Dagger points GALORE.
Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)