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Your July 2012 Horoscopes!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Everyone has flaws, Libra, so the next time someone points out yours, hit him with a bat, the mammal kind. "Oooh, now who's flawed," you may taunt, cheekily, as he shields himself from the confused bats you are pelting him with. Keep your friends close and your enemies open... to bat attacks. If you know how to tell the difference between plastic bats and bats, good; it will be important to you this month. Your cheesy 1920s gangster name is Aces "Jack" Pokerhand. Your lucky flightless bird is the Takahe.
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