Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Imagination is the key, Cancer, and all of the great inventors in history knew this. Benjamin Franklin knew it when he struck a stove with lightning, thereby creating bifocals; Nikola Tesla knew it when he fell in love with a bird and invented the haircut. Turn your key of imagination in the lock of conformity and you will achieve something great, or be struck repeatedly by lightning. Your cheesy 1920s gangster name is Caresmacker "Danger?" Safecracker. Your lucky flightless bird is the Emu.