Charm bracelets are sparkly, jingly fun. You wanna throw a cute little enamel kitty on that charm bracelet? Go nuts. Just make sure you avoid these potentially hazardous doodads:
- jewelry that accidentally looks like boobs and butts
- anything that was once a whole (or part of a) live (or dead) animal
- a tiny katana, razor wire, or something equally stabby
- that stupid Hope diamond your grandma left you or whatever
- a vial containing the tears of your rivals
- the mini print-out of your social security number, mother's maiden name, and blood type
- the smoking mirror that summons the god Tezcatlipoca, the "Enemy of Both Sides"
- dinner leftovers you might snack on later
- your Inception totem
- a glass sample pack of cholera, polio, ebola, smallpox, and the Black Plague
- your soul
- leeches
- a ransom note you just happened to find
- the single word that undoes space and time as we know it
- mementos from your most recent surgery
- a non-Newtonian liquid
- a live hornet
- a car air freshener
- that wood nymph you captured
- amethysts
What's on your charm bracelet?
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