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WHY CAN'T IT BE JULY 20TH ALREADY?!? (The New Dark Knight Rises Trailer Is Driving Us Mad With Anticipation.)

WHY CAN'T IT BE JULY 20TH ALREADY?!? (The New Dark Knight Rises Trailer Is Driving Us Mad With Anticipation.)

By Chelsea Dagger

I'm far too busy running around the office and shouting "I. AM. BATMANNNNN!" in my most terrifying Christian Bale voice to even BEGIN to tell you why the new Dark Knight Rises trailer is so epically epic. Just watch, and you'll understand.

ONE MORE THING: ALFRED, I LUFF YOU.

OH, AND ALSO: JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT. THAT IS ALL.


Can you even BELIEVE how awesome this movie looks?! I WANT TO SEE IT SO BADLY.

Image courtesy of Warner Bros

Topics: Life, Celebs & Stuff, Summer Movies
Tags: crushes, superheroes, christian bale, batman, hot guys, joseph gordon-levitt, movies we love, summer movies, actors, the dark knight rises, celebs we love, summer blockbusters

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About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.

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