SPARKLERS, I NEED YOU: What Should I Ask THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN?
BUTTS, GUESS WHAT: I, King of the Barfs, have been giving the mind-blowingly awesome opportunity to interview sexy geek superhero ANDREW GARFIELD and my girl-crush-extraordinaire EMMA STONE. OH YES. IT IS TRUE. IT IS HAPPENING. Thanks to Sony and their epic summer blockbuster The Amazing Spider-Man (in theaters July 3!), I will be sweating in the immediate vicinity of the cutest, coolest couple ever to exist, and I HAVEN'T A CLUE WHAT TO SAY TO THEM. (I'm guessing that repeatedly asking if I can touch Andrew's face will not be acceptable.) This is where you come in: I want you and your masterful minds to come up with some killer questions for me. What are you dying to know about the movie? What are you desperate to ask Andrew and Emma? Do you have any questions for director Marc Webb? (He's the dude who did 500 Days of Summer, one of my all-time favorite flicks!) GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT. To help get your brain-engines fired up, here's the insanely awesome trailer, starring Andrew as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and Emma as his crush, Gwen Stacy:
So, what should I ask them? Note: No, I will not ask Andrew Garfield to marry you, because I will be busy asking him to marry ME.