Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Watch what you wish for, Scorpio. Specifically, if you rub a magic lamp and a genie comes out, wish for more genies. Or if he seems really grouchy, fake him out by pretending you're going to ask for more wishes, then instead ask for more wizards. You should also prepare a list of extremely unlikely pet names; it's too complicated to explain why right now, but if you know exactly what you would name a snail or a jellyfish, it will save everyone a whole lot of time later. Do not bother with moth names. Your lucky moth is the Barred Straw.