Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
All good things come to those who wait, but time and tide wait for no man, so where does that leave us? On the beach, evidently, where logic seems to indicate that the tide is bad, probably because it bears sharks. This month, Virgo, it would be wise not to wait until the last minute, like you usually do; if the calendar says "December 31st, 9999 A.D.," that is pretty much the last minute, and now you will never get around to solving crimes via interpretive dance. So carpe canem while you can, Virgo. Seize the dog. Your lucky moth is the Hebrew Character.