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June Horoscopes

By Jon_Skindzier Jun 6, 2012

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Leo (July 23 – August 22)

People say it takes courage to admit when you're wrong, Leo, but it takes even more courage to defeat a dinosaur. They also say, "Once bitten, twice shy," but this is yet another proverb that fails to consider the involvement of dinosaurs. Try to be courageous anyway, because fortune favors the bold, while misery favors the italicized. Discretion may be the better part of valor, but what's the better part of discretion? Showing nudity on television, probably. Your lucky moth is the Slender Pug.
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