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June Horoscopes

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

They say your mind is your greatest asset, but a giant robot is also a pretty good asset, or a golden bazooka, or a dog that always tells the truth. Take all of that under advisement, but don't fret over the things you don't have. Unless someone you know does have them, and is leaning over a pit marked WATCH OUT: BOTTOMLESS PIT, and is a jerk. Eat a lot of spinach this month. Don't eat any moths this month. Your lucky moth is the Spinach.
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