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June Horoscopes

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

The stars tell us you're an inquisitive sort, Taurus, so work with that, and don't be afraid to ask the tough questions, like, "How did you know the victim?," and "Which is the worst kind of cake?" They say that you should judge a person by her questions, not by her answers, so if someone starts asking you questions, don't offer any answers. Just ask more of your own questions, louder and louder, until she runs away in tears, at which point you have won. Remember, the wise learn more from fools than fools learn from the wise, because no matter what the wise say, fools are always like "Uhhhh, cupcakes," and then the wise just sigh and throw up their hands. Your lucky moth is the Turnip Moth.
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