Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Be prepared for anything this month. No, not that, come on. Take the time to try new things, and to challenge the very limits of human experience. For example, have you ever eaten a hamburger with spaghetti on it? Or a cupcake filled with cookie dough? Perhaps you should. Napoleon said that glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever, and surely spaghetti burgers were on his mind when he did. Your lucky element is palladium, your lucky letter is G, and your lucky moth is the Silver Y.