A Facebook Chat Between Catwoman and The Joker
Catwoman: whatup jokes magotes?
how was the governors ball?
Catwoman: was ok i guess
i lost an earring so i was kinda bummed for a while
Joker: yeah? did you lose it dancing with b-man???
Joker: i bet u 2 danced all nite
and he made u see unicorn dolphins w. rainbow horns
Joker: "kiss kiss batman. im the catwoman. lets get ice cream and hold hands and come up w. names for our kids…kiss kiss"
Catwoman: omg! 2 funny!
Catwoman: god, now u made me want ice cream
Joker: lets get some!
i kno a DQ we can break into!
u ever have a blizzard w. EVERY SINGLE TYPE OF CANDY???
Catwoman: omg! u done that before?
Joker: of course! im the joker! im frikkin nuts!
k, lets do it
but keep those gross heath bars out of mine
Joker: u dont like the heath pieces???
Catwoman: ugh, no
they taste like how old ppl look
i <3 em
they make my tummy go GAAAAHHHH!
then u can have a great ol' time w. your old ppl candy
and ill be munchin on my peanut butter cups
Joker: the ladies love the peanut butter cups
Catwoman: we do!
Joker: im gonna make a blizzard with heath bars, snickers, butterfingers, and…and…
puke puke puke!
Joker: yum yum…ill call it the batman blizzard
cuz its disgusting but so much fun to kill
u ARE frikkin nuts
im gonna go brush my hair, pick me up in 20 mins?
Joker: that means u goin to poop
i kno the ol' "brush my hair" line
Catwoman: SHUT! UP!
i AM brushing my hair!
Joker: is it cuz batman messed it up last nite??
Catwoman: omg! nooooooooo!
k, ill pick u up in 20 mins
im bringin my helicopter w. the machine guns so we can get in 2 da DQ yo!
Catwoman: yaaaaayyyy! blizzards!!!!!
c ya soon!
Joker: c ya!
Joker has signed off of Facebook is no longer available to chat.